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Reality Barks: A Rescue Dog's Funny Story (Mutt to Megastar Book 1) Kindle Edition

4.1 out of 5 stars 139 ratings

"Great story for dog lovers" - Amazon Review
"Very entertaining with a fresh new perspective" - Amazon Review

When a rescue dog with a pawsome ability to read auras is adopted by two glossy metro couples, his new life turns into an adventure beyond anything he could have imagined. Now called Elliott, he adapts quickly to the strange quirks of his new life and takes the reader along for the hilarious ride with his humorous comments. When he discovers that one of his carers is secretly plotting to use him in a money-making scheme, Elliott must rely on his wits. Thanks to his doggedness and perserverance the rescue dog becomes a celebrity dog, and wins their love.

Filled with hilarious antics and heart-warming moments, Elliott's entertaining story is sure to have you laughing out loud and rooting for the success of this lovable, witty mutt. If you enjoyed Marley and Me, you'll love Elliott's story too.

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Product details

  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B07GWN4743
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Kit James Publishing; 2nd edition (27 Aug. 2018)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 673 KB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 314 pages
  • Customer reviews:
    4.1 out of 5 stars 139 ratings

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Kit James
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Bestselling author Kit James was born in the UK. He has worked in music and music production, advertising, and writing comedy for TV. Kit now lives in one of Australia’s wine-growing regions with his wife, ’Kat’, and his dog Kaboodle.

From the Author

GET TO KNOW KIT JAMES

Tell us about yourself.

I was born in England and came to Australia with my parents in the Seventies. Shortly afterwards I was adopted by a stray dog, and that was that. Dogs have played a big part in my life ever since. I love them for their honesty, their faithfulness, and, yes, for their sense of humour too.

What has been the inspiration for the books in the Elliott series?

An element of every dog who has shared his life with me has been an inspiration for the characters in my Mutt to Megastar series. And I say “who” because I think of dogs as being an animal person, just as we humans are.

What was the greatest challenge in writing the Mutt to Megastar series?

What I cared about most was making Elliott’s character believable. It’s important for readers to care about him, and to relate to his fear of being sent back to the Dog Pound believable. My wife and I have adopted quite a few rescue dogs, and they never forget the hard times they went through. It’s always there, just under the surface, no matter how much you love them and help them to feel secure. At the same time I wanted this to be a humorous story, and believable as told from the dog’s perspective. We humans are a funny, and sometimes, a weird lot, especially when we’re scheming, like adman Jamie.

An Amazon reviewer beautifully summed up Elliott's story as "a dog's version of life, death and stardom."

Describe the other dog characters in the Mutt to Megastar series.

* Elliott: Our Aussie Rescue Dog hero. An ordinary mutt formerly known as Barney

* Charlie: An old Blue Heeler cattle dog and Elliott's mentor in the Dog Pound

* Belmondo: A nervous, wussy Doberman

* Hedy: A beautiful, foul-mouthed Afghan

* Alison: A sexy Airedale. Elliott's doggie love

* Jason: Boxer-bitzer. Elliott’s dozy fan

* Mitzi: A snooty, pedigree Standard Poodle

* Spike: A Tibetan Mastiff. Next door’s dog

* Pete the Peke: a Pekinese with dementia

* Brian Boru: A gigantic Irish Wolfhound

* Savage Gordon: A mini psycho Jack Russell Terrier

* Toto: A brindle Fox Terrier with attitude.

* Max: A brown Kelpie who lives next door to Alison

Elliott has to do some crazy stunts in each book. How did you decide he could do them?

Well, in doing some research I found out that a great many of the best dogs in movies that we all love and remember have been rescue dogs. For some reason their journey has imbued in them a particular strength of character, a will to please and a keenness to excel. They have been the most trainable for the stunts they are asked to perform.

Of all your characters in Reality Barks: Mutt to Mega-Star, which one do you have a real attachment to?

I think it would have to be Charlie, who was in the pen next to Elliott's at the Dog Pound. Although he's unseen in a lot of the story, Charlie has a continuous influence on Elliott and his doggie conscience.

What are your favourite books about dogs?

I always chuckle at Chet, Spencer Quinn's really cool dog character. I love the Chet & Bernie series.

What is your favourite target across all your books, including those you write as Jinx James?

Corporate greed. Perfect for satire.

What authors have influenced you?

Because everything I write has humour, satire and a bit of the dark side to it, that's where I normally go. Carl Hiaasen is a firm favourite. I have a soft spot for P.G. Wodehouse, and sometimes Chuck Pahlaniuk is exactly who I need to read. Over the years authors such as Gore Vidal, Martin Amis, Christopher Hitchens, Anthony Burgess, Don de Lillo and the masterful Vladimir Nabokov have kept me entertained.

Do you have any unusual writing habits?

No. Any place any time is fine for me. Gimme a snoring dog and a blank wall, and I'm happy.

If you'd like to connect with Kit, he'd be delighted to hear from you. kit@kitjamesauthor.com

website: https://www.kitjamesauthor.com

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Top reviews from United Kingdom

  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 8 March 2025
    One of the best books I've read that's written from the dogs perspective. Funny, entertaining and well written
  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 26 October 2022
    A nice story with a nice pace which kept me interested and made me laugh on occasion. I liked that it was told from the dog Elliott's point of view, although i wasn't so sure about him fancying his human Adrianna 🤔 but it had comedy in bucketloads, so gave a 4* review. I might by the next book too... happy to recommend 👌
  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 15 September 2023
    Haven't read yet but seems so funny just from the title
  • Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 26 May 2021
    I gave this book 5* because it was refreshingly different. Barney is in a dog's rescue, but he has to get chosen within three months, or he will be euthanized. The story is told by Barney the dog, and he is worried about getting dragged into the room and given the final jab. I liked his story as he becomes ' Elliott' I loved it.

Top reviews from other countries

  • Joan
    4.0 out of 5 stars Reality Barks
    Reviewed in Canada on 2 December 2023
    This was a good book. The fact that it was written from the dog’s point of view was interesting and different.
  • Kit James
    5.0 out of 5 stars The paperback of Reality Barks looks great. I've already had very positive feedback
    Reviewed in Australia on 19 July 2023
    It's quite a different experience to actually hold your book in your hands. This is the first book I self-published, thanks to Amazon and KDP. It will always be my favourite.
  • KrisMis
    5.0 out of 5 stars Fun To Read
    Reviewed in the United States on 22 March 2025
    Cute story told from the dog's point of view. From pound to commercial star! There are a couple of spots that confused me, but otherwise, it is a fun story. I especially liked the dog walker and the relationships with the other dogs and Ginger, the cat.
  • YaYa
    4.0 out of 5 stars Doesn't take itself too seriously
    Reviewed in Australia on 2 May 2019
    There's a litany of works that dedicate themselves to providing a commentary on human behaviour, but none do so in a more funny way than 'Reality Barks'. A unique perspective from man's most beloved pet that provides some reflexivity on all the colourful sub-cultures in Australia. If you're looking for your next light read, this is it. Can't wait to start on the sequel.
  • Jessie Riley
    4.0 out of 5 stars Very entertaining with a fresh, new perspective.
    Reviewed in the United States on 22 November 2019
    I really enjoyed reading this story as told from a new perspective.

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