Title: Hayward's Unabridged Dictionary (CJS Hayward: The Apocrypha)
Author: CJS Hayward
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Christmas, n. A yearly holiday celebrating the coming of the chief Deity of Western civilization: Mammon…

Educated, adj. Unemployed with a degree…

Marxism, n. A system of thought named after Karl Marx, who said, “Religion is the opium of the people,” and, coincidentally, lived before the invention of television…

Pesticide, n. A chemical agent used to increase the population of pests by making them immune to poison and by destroying their natural…