Room Service (Vampires Are A-Holes Edition) ~ by: Bernard Schaffer
Title: Room Service (Vampires Are A-Holes Edition) Author: Bernard Schaffer (Apiary Society Publications) Price: FREE |
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“Vampires are assholes. They’re not sparkly, reticent killers yearning for true love. They aren’t gothic romantics who read poetry. They aren’t even mysterious Romanians who turn into bats and terrorize the countryside. Really, they’re just douche bags.” – Room Service
Thus begins “Room Service,” a dark comedy about a loser named Robbie who lives with his mom and dates a stripper. One night his girlfriend does a “private” with a suspiciously pasty customer and is never heard from again…. |
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